Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did the toad die?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?