Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What makes a glow worm glow?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?