Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are winter days great?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?