Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
The museum curator needed a break.
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?