Which sea animal is the best with tools?
The hammerhead shark.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?