Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?