Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the painter say to the wall?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?