What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which state is the cleanest?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the opposite of irony?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's E.T. short for?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?