What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's the politest month?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?