What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What table can you never sit at?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?