Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where was Noah born?