Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do horses navigate at night?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?