Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do cows always skip gym class?