Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which is the worst season?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?