Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?