Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do automobiles fly?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are trees always so positive?