Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?