What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?