What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the slowest 5k?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?