What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do teachers do during summer break?