What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
What stories are told by basketball players?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How does a barber get to work?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal floats best?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?