What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?