What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What color are all the books in the library?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the fish so smart?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?