When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?