When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do plants hate algebra?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do birds say to encourage each other?