When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
When do cows get tired?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?