When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the fish blush?