What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why did the foal cough?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?