What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What bee is good for your health?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How are teens like cats?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?