What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?