What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How did the tree get lost?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the smallest lion?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which state has the best streets?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does an evil hen lay?