What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Families are like fudge.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?