What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?