What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
When do mice play every day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?