Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?