Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why is a doctor always calm?