What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?