What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?