Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where does money love to go shopping?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?