Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which animal will never go bald?