Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?