How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did electricity win the race?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?