How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
I broke my finger!
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?