How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?