How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?