How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What type of music do frogs listen to?