How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?