Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What game do bats excel at?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's the loudest sport?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do bees chew?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?