Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What says: oom oom oom?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?