Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do books sleep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How does dinner smell?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?