Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
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How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the mime upset?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
The museum curator needed a break.
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When do astronauts eat?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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Why don't wolves like fast food?