Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?