Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a table you can eat?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a father's favorite flower?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does winter fat turn into?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?