What says: oom oom oom?
A cow walking backward.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?