What says: oom oom oom?
A cow walking backward.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which bug is related to you?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What are you studying in math?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?