What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?