What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the color of the wind?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?