What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What sports are both plant-based?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?