What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the slowest 5k?