What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which dance will a chicken not do?