What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the politest month?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?