What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?