What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What table can you never sit at?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?