Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What car can you only see twice a year?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?