Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What condiment has wings?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?