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It's their dream job.
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do cows say on NYE?
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What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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