Why do sleep therapists love their work?
It's their dream job.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?