Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
What's E.T. short for?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?