Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a small mom?