Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
How do fleas travel?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do termites go camping?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why are all priests fit?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do bees chew?
Why did the cow go to outer space?