Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?