Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?