Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?