What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why did the echo get detention?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?