Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the airline worker name her child?