Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?