Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Which founding father loves to sing?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.