Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?