What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which superhero is best at baseball?