What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?