What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
Why is furniture so generous?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which bug is related to you?
What type of birds stay together forever?