What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Someone stole my mood ring!