What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why is heaven always so tidy?