What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How does a barber get to work?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?