What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?