What's the most athletic footwear?
Tennis shoes.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?