What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?