What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?