How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What bee is good for your health?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?