How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?