What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
We had a discussion about roses.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where does food go to take a nap?