What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?