What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What table can you never sit at?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?