What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a forklift?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How was the wedding?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are books always so angry?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?