What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What birds make average students?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?