Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Why are puppies so flexible?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?