Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?