Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you wash a lamb?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a king's favorite weather?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?