Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you give a sick lemon?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?