Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?