Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What do bees chew?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What car can you only see twice a year?