Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?