Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What's the noisiest food?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are bakers also often hippies?