Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?