Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?