What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are trees always so positive?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What are you studying in math?
Which insect is the smartest?