Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?