Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?