What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Can February March?