What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What animals make the best students?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?