What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the opposite of irony?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?