What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?