What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does an attorney say when getting married?