Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do bees buzz?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?