What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
They were all in one accord.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Families are like fudge.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What vehicle works the hardest?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?