Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?