Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the shower say to the toilet?