Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the snake cross the road?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?