Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What's a forklift?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the toad die?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the politest month?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?