What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What's E.T. short for?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Do dads always snore?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?