What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do pigs love to take naps?