Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the shower say to the toilet?