Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?