What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do ships always get stuck?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How did the vampire start his letter?