What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?