What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How does a barber get to work?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is another term for the price of gas?