What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?