What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?