What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?