What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?