What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?